My dad just dropped a bowl of pasta on the floor and it went everywhere, and he stared at it for like 5 minutes, sighed and then said ‘sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead’ and then he walked off without cleaning it up.
I told my dad a post about him has nearly 40k notes and he told me that he doesn’t understand what ‘tumblrering’ is but he doesn’t want to be involved in my lonely shenanigans.



partybarackisinthehousetonight:
show a man tumblr and he will laugh for a second. teach a man to use tumblr and watch him spiral into insanity
sometimes i feel like people with a whole lot of followers see a good post by someone without a whole lot of followers and go
i’m gonna make you famous
the creator of gif revealed that GIF is pronounced as “JIF”.
that’s really annoying, my last name is Giffin and now I’m questioning the pronunciation of my own last name
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”
YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you





